Synthetic Urine Kits

Showing posts with label piss test. Show all posts
Showing posts with label piss test. Show all posts

Thursday, May 26, 2016

Certo, What it is and isnt going to do for a drug test



It is time to put this nonsense about certo being a proven way to pass a urine drug screen to rest .



Certo or sure jel  is the same stuff as Beni fiber  They are all  fruit pectin, and  Pectin is  a soluble dietary fiber mostly derived from apples. In human digestion, pectin binds to cholesterol in the gastrointestinal tract and slows glucose absorption by trapping carbohydrates.
pectin has been shown to reduce blood cholesterol levels. The mechanism appears to be an increase of viscosity in the intestinal tract, leading to a reduced absorption of cholesterol from bile or food. In the large intestine and colon, microorganisms degrade pectin and liberate short-chain fatty acids. All of this would be good at trapping THC as it is bound to fats and the fiber traps the fats, but THC is not eaten it is smoked.
THC is metabolized mainly to 11-OH-THC by the body. This metabolite is still psychoactive and is further oxidized to 11-nor-9-carboxy-THC (THC-COOH). Metabolism occurs mainly in the liver 
 More than 55% of THC is excreted in the feces and 20% in the urine. The main metabolite in urine is the ester of glucuronic acid and THC-COOH and free THC-COOH. In the feces, mainly 11-OH-THC was detected.THC binds to cannabinoid receptors that are located in different areas of the body, including the brain, heart, and liver.  
The use of certo or pectin as a way to trap THC  in the body is unfounded as it can only trap what is in the stomach or intestine.   Pectin will lower your cholesterol and triglycerides so  low daily consumption by way of a soluble fiber product will lower the bodies mechanism of absorbing a small amount into system from intestine,  but very little can be done as THC goes from lungs to liver to small intstine .   %25 of THC is unexcreeted so it goes to fat stores ( mostly liver fat).
AGAIN  the certo  theory is bunk.  It will help lower the bodies storing of THC but so does a low fat diet and cardio. These UNEDUCATED people with claims of passing wither from certo pectin or other nonsense like water purification tabs are bogus .  IT IS ALL THE WATER taken with these things diluting the levels .  %90 of the people who claim they passed after using certo would have passed with NOTHING .   If someone wants  to scientifically  prove certo  causes you to pass then  they need to  prove it by smoking daily for a month,  consume the certo with a CUP of water not a gallon and get a mass spec  analysis in a lab, not a dollar store reagent strip .  
THC  when consumed one time or infrequently will only be in your system for a few day like any other drug , it must be used regularly to build up in fat stores, providing you are not a single digit body fat  individual.
SO if you're a regular user of THC who has not done cardio detox for a month ,i.e.  not a lean basketball player  and you have to test in a legit lab you may want to use substitution with synthetic urine .  Unlike consuming things with tons of water   synthetic urine can be used for Random test  .  If  you need to know if you need synthetic urine or if your good as is you can ask a consultant with honest info at www.Passitkit.com




Saturday, January 30, 2016

Synthetic "Urine Trouble" Kits



Our Urine Trouble  Synthetic Urine substitution delivery kit provides everything you need and none of the gimmicks like giant battery packs and dildos.


 Our Urine Trouble Reusable kit is a 8 mil THICK USA made durable vinyl bag that has a 9" long tubing with a 5mm ID to allow for a natural flow. The other guys made in china products use a 2mm ID  IV tubing that takes way too long to dispense your sample allowing it to cool.

 Our warmers are mounted on the face of the bag to allow air activation and the surface of our bag lays against your flesh to allow the temp to be regulated.



(PICTURE REMOVED DUE TO WHIZZENHATER PUNKS COPYRIGHT WE EXPOSED HOW THEY HAVE MANY PRODUCT NAMES BUT SAME BAGS , ALL SAME CHINA MADE JUNK AND THEY GOT OUT SHIT BANNED FROM GOOGLE  )
  

NOTICE THE CHINA BAG HOLDS THE WARMER BEHIND BAG AND NEXT TO SKIN ?  NO AIR TO ACTIVATE , NO BAG TO SKIN CONTACT TO REGULATE TEMP. 




Our bag temperature is monitored by a medical grade liquid crystal thermometer with 2 degree offset .

  It is kept warm with a USA made 10 hour heat maxx warmer. The sample Is dispensed with a single hand from a single clamp allowing ease of use no multiple clamps or bags to squeeze .



The Urine trouble bag has a black woven elastic waistband with adjustable buckle. The other guys use a white knitted elastic that gets dirty very easy and provides weak support from the super stretchy knitted material.  Our bags are the only %100 USA made product available.

The Urine Trouble kit comes with up to 3,  3oz Fake It  synthetic urine  that is mixed with warm water that creates a sample that meets all normal human levels for everything from specific gravity, creatinine, ph, smell, color ( that matches the specific gravity levels  ) even th efirst to use uric acid.  Fake it and its delivery kits The Urine Trouble and the One Shot have NEVER failed a test in 15 years .

If your going to get a synthetic urine substitution kit, you may as well have something durable that was made to be RE USABLE.  

Something made with all USA parts and labor sold by manufacture not a reseller .

In business longer than ANY other producing synthetic urine for 16 years . safe to say the rest are knock offs.


AVAILABLE WITH 1 , 2, or 3 vials


Notice the other bags are the same ? because they are made in bulk in china with a different image on the box .  This means they all have the same lame  china liquid urine, cheap china warmers, thin IV tubing and are single use.