Synthetic Urine Kits

Wednesday, June 1, 2016

Risk associated with Flushing to pass Urine test


The flushing strategy involves putting large quantities of liquids into your body so that the drug metabolites will be washed out as fast as possible. It is unlikely that you will remove 100% of drug metabolites using this method, but it can be effective in reducing the concentration of drug traces in your sample.

The Office of Drug Enforcement at the Department of Transportation (DOT) asked Dr Edward Cone from the Addiction Research Center (ARC) to investigate how effective the flushing method was. He demonstrated that drinking 1 gallon of water made the gravity of marijuana in the system drop to extremely low level and also that the marijuana test results would be negative.

levels can stay low enough for a negative for a couple hours after the water was drunk but they subsequently returned to positive. The results were the same wither with "cleansing products"  and regular drinking water. With any flushing rather if it's with certo or herbs or some 40 dollar drink you got at GNC or a head shop they all tell you to drink a gallon water afterwards. This is what causes it to dilute levels to pass.

If you are planning on using the flushing method, you will need to drink large volumes of liquids (water and anything else) before the test takes place.

Here's the issues and risk ....

For one flushing too far from a test can easily return to full levels so you have to load up on water pass a first piss containing pre water loading that still contains denser metabolite levels. Then you have to get the next piss to test before it gets contaminated as levels return because your not as flooded and its not that your DETOXED but DILUTED. 

Failing from Dilution is a common result of imperfect flushing. Before a sample is drug screened it is VALIDATED .

Urine Validation screens check  a sample to normal human levels for Creatinine , pH, Specific Gravity and looks for additives Nitrites, Glutaraldehyde , and Oxidants. So although the density of the drug metabolites are crashed so is the Specific Gravity or density (regardless of B vitamins to turn it yellow)  of sample and Creatinine  which has to show to prove its human. Allot of the information on flushing  on the web is pretty dated and was from before validation testing became a regular part of a drug test.   

This is why Passitkit.com doesn't sell the drinks and pills for this reason but produces  custom powdered Synthetic urine kits. The First and probably the only real uric acid synthetic urine. It has never failed a test in 15 years which also shows how reliable their delivery kits for substitution like Urine Trouble and One Shot are for passing a test at any time.  


  

Thursday, May 26, 2016

Certo, What it is and isnt going to do for a drug test



It is time to put this nonsense about certo being a proven way to pass a urine drug screen to rest .



Certo or sure jel  is the same stuff as Beni fiber  They are all  fruit pectin, and  Pectin is  a soluble dietary fiber mostly derived from apples. In human digestion, pectin binds to cholesterol in the gastrointestinal tract and slows glucose absorption by trapping carbohydrates.
pectin has been shown to reduce blood cholesterol levels. The mechanism appears to be an increase of viscosity in the intestinal tract, leading to a reduced absorption of cholesterol from bile or food. In the large intestine and colon, microorganisms degrade pectin and liberate short-chain fatty acids. All of this would be good at trapping THC as it is bound to fats and the fiber traps the fats, but THC is not eaten it is smoked.
THC is metabolized mainly to 11-OH-THC by the body. This metabolite is still psychoactive and is further oxidized to 11-nor-9-carboxy-THC (THC-COOH). Metabolism occurs mainly in the liver 
 More than 55% of THC is excreted in the feces and 20% in the urine. The main metabolite in urine is the ester of glucuronic acid and THC-COOH and free THC-COOH. In the feces, mainly 11-OH-THC was detected.THC binds to cannabinoid receptors that are located in different areas of the body, including the brain, heart, and liver.  
The use of certo or pectin as a way to trap THC  in the body is unfounded as it can only trap what is in the stomach or intestine.   Pectin will lower your cholesterol and triglycerides so  low daily consumption by way of a soluble fiber product will lower the bodies mechanism of absorbing a small amount into system from intestine,  but very little can be done as THC goes from lungs to liver to small intstine .   %25 of THC is unexcreeted so it goes to fat stores ( mostly liver fat).
AGAIN  the certo  theory is bunk.  It will help lower the bodies storing of THC but so does a low fat diet and cardio. These UNEDUCATED people with claims of passing wither from certo pectin or other nonsense like water purification tabs are bogus .  IT IS ALL THE WATER taken with these things diluting the levels .  %90 of the people who claim they passed after using certo would have passed with NOTHING .   If someone wants  to scientifically  prove certo  causes you to pass then  they need to  prove it by smoking daily for a month,  consume the certo with a CUP of water not a gallon and get a mass spec  analysis in a lab, not a dollar store reagent strip .  
THC  when consumed one time or infrequently will only be in your system for a few day like any other drug , it must be used regularly to build up in fat stores, providing you are not a single digit body fat  individual.
SO if you're a regular user of THC who has not done cardio detox for a month ,i.e.  not a lean basketball player  and you have to test in a legit lab you may want to use substitution with synthetic urine .  Unlike consuming things with tons of water   synthetic urine can be used for Random test  .  If  you need to know if you need synthetic urine or if your good as is you can ask a consultant with honest info at www.Passitkit.com




Friday, April 22, 2016

HOT 104 "Urine Trouble" kit Review


If you've spent anytime at HOT 104 over the years, by now you know (as if my name didn't speak for itself) I like to smoke marijuana. Before you get all self-righteous, let me make two things perfectly clear:
1. I'm grown. 
2. I don't care what you think.
Unfortunately for me, smoking weed is against the law. Even worse, more and more employers require a pre-employment drug screening. Not only do I find this intrusive, but completely un-American.
  
Luckily, some sympathetic fellow potheads out in Las Vegas introduced me to a sure fire way to pass any urine test.
At $75.00, Pass-It may be a little bit more expensive than those pills and drinks that flush your system, but it's guranteed to work and will pay for itself when you get your first check.
To verify the manufacturer's claims, I actually tried it out by taking a drug test at one of the serious-looking labs contracted by banks to screen their employees. I figured: If it works here, it'll work anywhere.
The Urine Trouble synthetic urine kit consists of a bag, which you fill with synthetic urine called Fake-It. (You can also use someone else's pee pee, but that's way too gross for me.) The fake urine is easy to mix and looks completely real. To get it in the bag, you use a syringe (included). The bag has a temperature strip on it to make sure it's the required 92 to100 degrees. They even throw in to hand warmers (used by athletes) which you can slide into your pocket to regulate the temp.
The bag lies flat against your thigh and is attached to your body by a string, which is also provided. A slender tube with a clip on the end extends from the bag. I'll have to admit, I was kinda spooked about using this thing, but after practicing with it on the night before, I was completly at ease.
When my big day arrived, I got a little nervous in the waiting room because it was so damn cold I thought my Fake-It would cool off. Note: I ditched the hand warmer in the car just in case they had me empty my pockets -- which they did.
After filling out the paperwork, I was to the bathroom with my little cup and instructed not to flush the toilet. I walked inside, unzipped my pants, pull the tube through my fly, unclipped the tube, filled the cup and let the rest stream into the toilet. Basically, the whole process took less than 30 seconds.
A couple of days later, I got the results:Negative.
I was impressed to say the least. There aren't many products that allow you to smoke a blunt right before you take a piss test and still come away clean.
Now that's theAmerican Dream... well ain't it?
-Blunted Child

Saturday, January 30, 2016

Synthetic "Urine Trouble" Kits



Our Urine Trouble  Synthetic Urine substitution delivery kit provides everything you need and none of the gimmicks like giant battery packs and dildos.


 Our Urine Trouble Reusable kit is a 8 mil THICK USA made durable vinyl bag that has a 9" long tubing with a 5mm ID to allow for a natural flow. The other guys made in china products use a 2mm ID  IV tubing that takes way too long to dispense your sample allowing it to cool.

 Our warmers are mounted on the face of the bag to allow air activation and the surface of our bag lays against your flesh to allow the temp to be regulated.



(PICTURE REMOVED DUE TO WHIZZENHATER PUNKS COPYRIGHT WE EXPOSED HOW THEY HAVE MANY PRODUCT NAMES BUT SAME BAGS , ALL SAME CHINA MADE JUNK AND THEY GOT OUT SHIT BANNED FROM GOOGLE  )
  

NOTICE THE CHINA BAG HOLDS THE WARMER BEHIND BAG AND NEXT TO SKIN ?  NO AIR TO ACTIVATE , NO BAG TO SKIN CONTACT TO REGULATE TEMP. 




Our bag temperature is monitored by a medical grade liquid crystal thermometer with 2 degree offset .

  It is kept warm with a USA made 10 hour heat maxx warmer. The sample Is dispensed with a single hand from a single clamp allowing ease of use no multiple clamps or bags to squeeze .



The Urine trouble bag has a black woven elastic waistband with adjustable buckle. The other guys use a white knitted elastic that gets dirty very easy and provides weak support from the super stretchy knitted material.  Our bags are the only %100 USA made product available.

The Urine Trouble kit comes with up to 3,  3oz Fake It  synthetic urine  that is mixed with warm water that creates a sample that meets all normal human levels for everything from specific gravity, creatinine, ph, smell, color ( that matches the specific gravity levels  ) even th efirst to use uric acid.  Fake it and its delivery kits The Urine Trouble and the One Shot have NEVER failed a test in 15 years .

If your going to get a synthetic urine substitution kit, you may as well have something durable that was made to be RE USABLE.  

Something made with all USA parts and labor sold by manufacture not a reseller .

In business longer than ANY other producing synthetic urine for 16 years . safe to say the rest are knock offs.


AVAILABLE WITH 1 , 2, or 3 vials


Notice the other bags are the same ? because they are made in bulk in china with a different image on the box .  This means they all have the same lame  china liquid urine, cheap china warmers, thin IV tubing and are single use.